What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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