I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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