DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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