They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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