He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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