She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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