Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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