You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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