office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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