You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
