My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
40s are totally the cure
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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