remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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