I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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