I must be too annoying 4 u.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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