But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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