if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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