sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I want to fling myself into the sun
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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