make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Will exercising make me less horny?
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