one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
