So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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