This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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