i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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