Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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