Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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