Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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