this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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