An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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