Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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