So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
