kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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