Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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