he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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