He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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