we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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