Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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