Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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