sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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