Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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