how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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