butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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