Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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