I got chris browned last night
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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