Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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