chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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