just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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