do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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