I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
