I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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