A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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