I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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