1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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