why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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