Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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