I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
they need to just BURY HIM!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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